Chapter 8. Dogs.
The dog descends from the wolf. Well, I think that statement does not include any of his races, as the Pekinese or Chiguagua, even those who know nothing of their ancestors. The gossips say that these come from some sort of cat underdeveloped or overdeveloped rodent ... go figure. say it is man's best friend, which if true, does not say much in his favor when choosing their friendships. And paradoxically, his greatest enemies are ... the postman. It is said that the feud has existed since the postman brought him bad news, Mr. Baskerville, and since then, its progeny seek to follow the tradition ... even though the news is good.
His submissive nature clashes sharply with his aggression when the situation demands. Sometimes, even if the situation requires it, are capable of reaching the breaking teeth pants and everything that you throw fang. Although in its favor must be said that such aggression, surely they have acquired too much time beside the man, and everything is stuck unless the beauty ...
In the art of breeding, the dogs have no racial prejudice, and it is a species that practices with devotion "here you rascal, here I'll kill you," causing real headaches for their "best friends "The owners, faced with this promiscuity, ending opting for drastic measures, giving a blow to the intention to procreate of your pet. Yes, it's really unfair to deprive your "best friend" of a pleasure than we abuse ourselves much ... Well, you can.
It is precisely this lack of racial prejudice, which has meant that there are many and as different breeds of dogs worldwide, one of the few species, with the roaches and flies that live on four continents ... I mean in all five continents. Or six. Is that I'm wrong in Astronomy. I mean in math ... Despite living in many different countries, all bark the same language: The Bow Wow ... They tend to start sentences with a "wow" and end with ... another "wow." Yes, it is a fairly complex language ...
Along with men, is the only species that has psychopaths among its members, I mean between its components. If one of them was cross cables, and you can start running as if you were a postman and if possible in wind direction, because the dog, in addition to moving the tail at will, has the privilege of a prodigious sense of smell, so much so, when they see one of their peers around, trying to smell his butt thoroughly recognize ... Is thinking with your ass?
could tell much more about the Dogs, but they do it ... the National Geographic.
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