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On one occasion, I remember trying to ask when it would be a tremendous effort I'm not willing to do, someone told me: "Mesa messy, equivalent to a disordered mind ...." Unlike the "when", the mystery of why that phrase can imagine it perfectly.

thought about it. Silently of course, otherwise, would not only reflect, but also look like a complete idiot just talking. After much thought on the subject matter, and apart feel a slight headache, I reached a curious conclusion: "And when the table is empty? ...

not want to be ominous, but if the phrase with me in evidence that tried to reflect reality, and based on the conclusion that I finally I advise you to fill your table with papers and other items even if they lack several useless. Put a pencil sharpener here, a pile of papers there, on the other corner a bunch of pens without lids, tops in the other corner, a stapler at the center, another pile paper to the right of the stapler, and if you want a cup of coffee in the line three quarters, empty of course ... (The cup I mean the line three quarters ... half ...).

probably call you messy, yes, but no one can suggest that his mind is never empty. We may complain that his mind is like my garage, ... or as my bedside table, but never put in doubt if your head is filled with air. Do not try to order it, if you are in that state's something. Everything has a reason but do not know why.

Most times, when we try to sort things, we end up losing something and it is difficult to find a kidney again ... because it always ends under the couch. It is better to be permanently immersed in the messy state of order in which we always find what we need ... Furthermore, you can always make the excuse that does not have time to order, while the idea that prevail in there ... but no activity such activity is an activity very playful and somewhat passive.

That said, it is also possible that we are in the opposite case, you never know and no one is free of it, and it appears that your table is actually empty, or changing the order, his mind is not effective. Or that your mind is empty ... If you are actually in that situation do nothing about it. Do not make any silly trying to fill it with ideas that will never use, or worse, will never understand. I say this from experience, trying to learn the phone is useless, not even their own autonomous region, and that will probably never need to dial the phone Escayolas Benito ... It's better to do nothing and wait out the time and not have such absurd ideas as I'm typing ...

Well ... that is gerund ending, or so they say ... This ... has anyone seen my blue pen? ... The fine tip ...

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not come to tell you the latest invention to be happy, do not come to invent a story that makes you next to me, I do not lock me in a tongue twister to try to say that sometimes I try and never get out of here.

was looking words that may make you change your mind, but yesterday the muse went for snuff and never returned.

But no, ask me to explain what was never explained but does not ask me to navigate your ship without a rudder, not tonight, no, no, no, I have the strength I have no value, not tonight, no, no, no, no strength left are not looking forward to this heart.

I miss those lips that used to laugh, and instead I left over night goes by without you, the tricks are useless spent better not pretend, maybe I've changed you may always have been.

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I concur, I do not mind, I guess there are no absolutes. Human being I am great and tiny.

not want you, if you want, no duties, no love and no illusions, you're not alive if there's only obligations.

I ignore those attack because they are never still and I only enjoy what I give, and I like so much what I am.

I hope, I stand, I anticipate, where no one has gone, neither fear nor indifference have me arrested.

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If you could see the lights of the desert, if you could see the eyes of pain, outweighed the desire that your time, if you could see how slow of a farewell. If you could give me salt, a little heat, if you could understand that today I'm dying to know if you remember that first kiss, the nights spent beating this heart is now shrinking from pain. If I could stop time break all the mirrors which said it would sell the secrets of my love.

Today I want to play at being the force of destiny to meet again, today I also forget that I love you and I can never escape.

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pull no blame, just me goodbye I choke your nights, your days even worse. Who is Cain? Who is Abel? Who the fuck this April in your eyes a thousand storms, not want to open mine.

You see, I take my bad side and I leave here I do not know how many times I reinvent. Sleeping seems very difficult if not you. Not only breathe to live. Go

racing the wrong drink, the conversation is already thick cried all the better for the heart and to heal the years, it relieves other lips better Pa'ti who bleed to death.

You see, I take my bad side and I'm outta here not know how many times I reinvent. Sleep appears too difficult if not you . breathe is to live not only

And I'm back to being the idiot, calling at dawn , to hang up without saying anything, at that time no words. And I curse in my songs, because I dare not face and I sweeping corners ... My soul

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For the second time in three years, the Cirque du Soleil went through Rockford, and as we had loved Saltimbanco decided to repeat. The show we went to see is called Dralion and, of course, did not disappoint. Here I leave the trailer.

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Chapter 11. Anne Boleyn.

today Our character was not lost to history. More specifically, unnoticed. Especially because it was several times apperceived ...

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an era that favors diplomacy, or lack of it, above all things, he gained a place in the aristocracy with little ... diplomacy or lack thereof. This had two merits. First as a woman, because in those years was enough machismo, and second, but not least, for not being a woman to use her beauty as the opener.

Called the Queen of the Thousand Days, I do not know if it's because his reign lasted the number of days, or if it was to make use of marriage thousand days straight ... Your way of acting, and served as an example to other women , and also men, it must be said, on getting to the top based on ... open your legs (and I do not mean to jump ...).

But the story was quite unfair to her, blaming her without regard for having done what he did simply out of obedience to his father, the real culprit for their misery. Such a character, a certain Thomas Boleyn, the King of rally, but not really pass from Earl, became a pimp consented, as lovers offering their daughters to the King himself, the eighth of the Henrys, who was a passenger but as the eighth in ugly ... And of course ... it was ugly but silly, and thought that to: "It's good to be king ...."

then walked by a man upset with his cousin Catherine, countrywoman of Agustina de Aragon, because he had not been able to give him an heir. And of course, in those days took very seriously what the offspring, especially when trying not to lose the throne. Also, if there was something back then was conspicuous by its absence was discretion, and not only everyone knew the erotic escapades of the King holiday, but applauded him. All but the missus of course, but no one heeded it, mostly because it was English ... and we know all the appreciation that we have the English ...

and did not miss the opportunity to benefit the older daughter del Conde, Ana's sister, Mary Boleyn. More beautiful and Ana Lozano (rhymes and all ...), but a potato soda. So the good Anna, who as I said was not particularly beautiful, he used his other qualities to attract the eighth Henry, which won him no little difficulty, given the "slightly" womanizing monarch, and succeeded to such an point became a queen ... but not for long ...

Just until I lost everything from the neck down when he was beheaded on charges of adultery and betrayal ..., curiously the same crimes for which one could accuse Henry, but as I said before, it is good to be King ... Although gossips say that the real reason they lost the head, was for not giving the son the King ... That's what is colloquially called you crazy about a child ... but who knows, I was not there to see ...

Ana did many more things his life, but that's another story ....

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The night we were blind.

Nightlife brings sometimes see us involved in undesirable situations or, to put it another way, in uncomfortable situations. And I do not mean one is on foot ... And when I talk about nightlife, I mean life developed in hostess clubs. I mean clubs of alternatives in that drink, no sex. Although good, you can also consume sex ... but unpaid. In short, I'm already losing ground bringing me around the bush: clubs or similar ...

And one of those situations I was involved once. Fortunately I managed to manage without even breaking the seal ... Put yourself in the situation.

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crowded located there or at least try to dance with difficulty keep pace with the music?, Which sounds at a volume not recommended for the health of the ears of those present ... a few who try to a link with some and trying to flirt with others ... So far nothing unusual. Nor is anything unusual that you come and ask you: Do you have a cigarette ... blonde? After all is one of the most used phrases to start a flirtation ...

Question my head full of doubts. Want to know if I have a blond cigarette ... or have wanted to ask if I have a cigarette and then I shall call blonde ... To make a long blonde cigar bag situation is accepted immediately, though it remains in doubt whether I shall call blonde or not. And of course, as things could not end there comes the question that always follows that first question: Do you have fire? ... And give up my seat for the cigarette lighter does not lose its usefulness ...

After turning the cigar smoke and throw me in the face let me go as follows: "You look like ...." And I asked: "What I who look like ?"... Not in a tone of disbelief, but had not heard anything (damn music ...). And I say again, this time hitting his mouth to my ear: "You look like Brad Pitt" ... Again I ask: "What I look like who?" Yes, this time in a tone of disbelief (I think I look like Brad Pitt only in the act of breathing, and I say believe because I'm not sure that even seems to us that ...). At the time I cleared the doubt if I would call fair: not only did not see my face but it was also impossible for him to see the little hair I have ... let alone I could see it being fair .... God knows what would have been drinking. Or what would have smoked. Or both. Or more.

Seeing my puzzled face continues: "Do not you have ever told?" ... To which I replied: "What you have said you will never need glasses?" ... Call me if you want edge . Under normal circumstances I would be flattered flattered by pulling such statement, but that is relative. I would be flattered if such a statement coming from a woman monument relatively flattered if it came from a plain little woman, and relatively uncomfortable if such a statement coming from a man. And not at all comfortable if the man had a beard ... Yes, they have been right, was a man and had a beard ...

I must say, before I incinerate the gay community, whom I respect enormously to this group, but I have a bad habit of I like women. Women exclusively. And a lot. And I do not reproach me to despise the opportunity to enjoy half of humanity (though this could not be wrong because fortunately there are many more women than men, so just ignore the third ... more or less).

But I can assure you never try it, I'm that stubborn, I'm Taurus. Especially since I do not want to risk discovering that 40 years might have lost yourself silly. 20 trying to please women and 20 live with one of them. As a friend of mine, I only act face to face or blowing necks, but never biting pillows ...

Well, if I may looks a little like "this" Brad Pitt.

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My Way ... 100

continue with the distribution of prizes at the discretion ...

This time I reached the hands of Julio, and how could it be otherwise, I have to fulfill certain missions in order to take him. So I meet the risky missions jugándome neck and hang whatever ...

The first mission is to put a link to who gave me this award: Humor July. (This was not so risky ...).

The second mission is to discover my seven characteristics:

Clueless, patient, cheerful, Bailongo, Optimistic, Just, Clueless, and finally: Yummo. (This more risky it was hard because I hardly know ....)

The third task is complicated beyond risky, and is to present the award to seven other bloggers. Is complicated because no one will know if that has not received it yet, and risky because a nominee can chase up mosques and let me pay ... May God confess ...

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Blogboreta of Hovering .

Doctor of 'm not Patricia Conde.

Anne Of mice and women .

S., Sins.

Ababoll of Ababoll Things .

Jasmine

of Jugal at 118.

Anne Pickles, Pickles Freaks of .

Sorry, grab the prize and run the ball ...

Ah! We must also tune the prize. Here's mine:

Pd.: Month again, new girl of the month.

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I have 100 followers ...

Well! What can I say, do not even know how it happened. I did not do anything to get there. And I am the first surprised. Suddenly people began to join in the square where it says "continue" as if it will point to the unemployment line. And I still ... still not knowing where to go. But I will not grant them ...

course, the subject matter does not give you laughing because he just arrived, but I would have done if he had been here four years ago when I lifted the curtain and you have said that one day come to see in this recuadrito the number 100, that is, ten tens unit, or ten units multiplied by ten units, or what is the same: the unit followed by zeros. Total ... already put forward, I also follow the zeros, but to the right, which left not add up. And I say this without political tinge.

Well, I do not laugh because I'm giving very serious. But if I would have broken graciosillo chest with similar prognosis. Come on, as if someone told me today that the Gymnastics of Torrelavega (my hometown team) will win the Champions League in 2018, and in 2039 it is just an illusion ... or if I say today that one day I will get to 200 followers ... But the fact is that I feel as if he had actually won this prestigious trophy, what can I say.

So I will not say I have not given equal followers, I will not be a hypocrite. If you make a year or year and a half, have had zero fans would surely have stopped writing, I would do it just boring for me, because that would border on onanism. And I think anybody would do the same. Stop writing, I mean masturbation is free and is difficult to stop.

As much as one begins to write for fun, personal satisfaction, or whatever you call it, always have the illusion that someone reads, if only to correct you and tell you how badly you do it. Without fans, a blog does not make sense, and brings more aware and keep a diary under her pillow. Or in the drawer, I'm not going to tell you where you need to save. It depends on what gossip to be her cousin and affection you have. By day, I mean.

Anyway, I guess I continue because it is free, and in times of crisis you know, you take all the force that is priceless ... but what really is priceless, is that great bloggers be added to your adventure and I read once and again and again ... The pity is that, however much one may try, is physically impossible to answer everyone as they deserve ... but well, I guess it's something that happens to everyone ...

To all the 100 plus 1, thanks for encouraging my writing ... and put up with.

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promise ... ... ... ... ... ... ... (yes, pause) ... ... ... ... ... ... .... Now I've already done ... ... ... ... ... .... (I said) ... ... ... ... I had at hand ... ... ... ... ... ... ... (I'm almost done) ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I mean, THIS ... ... ... (another pause) ... ... ... ... ... ... back to my normal blogging pace ... ... ... ... ... .... (longer pause) ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..

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Pd.: May God caught confessed, but without hair ...

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sociable ...

You think that socializing is recommended. You can socialize a more or less sociable, and be socially accepted. But if you're a sociopath, sociologists say it's completely antisocial. And having a partner will be quite complicated. So are humans.

Resorting to "compatibility view" is a possible solution, although rarely seen, and it is a matter of having seen and wit. But despite everything, is seen as light, can damage the eyes ... unless turn a blind eye or you lose sight ... In that case, better wear goggles and hide to see without being seen.

If you are in that situation, change where they feel besieged, or relocate if the situation permits. Walk the other way, and if walking faster the better. Walk lightly will come in handy to flip the situation, so look around and then back again where, slowly so that the path is recorded in its memory, so once memorized, you can then walk it back again or not ...

But if becomes too soon, you may not have time to assimilate the weather, too hot and give you a fever of those who warm you when you're not hot, and need to be isolated in a insulated with insulation and all, which does not disturb any Another copy of the human species ...

Because the human species is above all, just that, a species that is spaced in a natural, because it needs space, and sometimes for this also translates outer space, because the lack of space will cause the end feeling ... Crushers and eager to go to a natural spa of those ...

This ... What was he talking about? ... Ah! If ... Have you ever touched a piano in motion? ... I do not look well, I do not ... What do they think I am? ...

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Chapter 8. Dogs.

The dog descends from the wolf. Well, I think that statement does not include any of his races, as the Pekinese or Chiguagua, even those who know nothing of their ancestors. The gossips say that these come from some sort of cat underdeveloped or overdeveloped rodent ... go figure.

say it is man's best friend, which if true, does not say much in his favor when choosing their friendships. And paradoxically, his greatest enemies are ... the postman. It is said that the feud has existed since the postman brought him bad news, Mr. Baskerville, and since then, its progeny seek to follow the tradition ... even though the news is good.

His submissive nature clashes sharply with his aggression when the situation demands. Sometimes, even if the situation requires it, are capable of reaching the breaking teeth pants and everything that you throw fang. Although in its favor must be said that such aggression, surely they have acquired too much time beside the man, and everything is stuck unless the beauty ...

In the art of breeding, the dogs have no racial prejudice, and it is a species that practices with devotion "here you rascal, here I'll kill you," causing real headaches for their "best friends "The owners, faced with this promiscuity, ending opting for drastic measures, giving a blow to the intention to procreate of your pet. Yes, it's really unfair to deprive your "best friend" of a pleasure than we abuse ourselves much ... Well, you can.

It is precisely this lack of racial prejudice, which has meant that there are many and as different breeds of dogs worldwide, one of the few species, with the roaches and flies that live on four continents ... I mean in all five continents. Or six. Is that I'm wrong in Astronomy. I mean in math ... Despite living in many different countries, all bark the same language: The Bow Wow ... They tend to start sentences with a "wow" and end with ... another "wow." Yes, it is a fairly complex language ...

Along with men, is the only species that has psychopaths among its members, I mean between its components. If one of them was cross cables, and you can start running as if you were a postman and if possible in wind direction, because the dog, in addition to moving the tail at will, has the privilege of a prodigious sense of smell, so much so, when they see one of their peers around, trying to smell his butt thoroughly recognize ... Is thinking with your ass?

could tell much more about the Dogs, but they do it ... the National Geographic.

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What are the things ...

Today I give a prize and rebound I get two. Well, actually there are two distinctions, because I have not done anything to do apart from starting a blog and "write" on it so that no one understands me, Ana gift. Thanks Ana

And as a condition for such distinctions (there's always fine print ...), I must respond to one of those memes that nobody likes but everybody answers. Already answered a similar here, but unlike him, who had to answer a series of specific questions, it is to write hobbies seven free choice ... (seven, had to be seven ... six could, but seven ...). But as I am as open as a book by page 69, I have no problems with naked (metaphorically speaking ... In the other not ...).

Anyway, go there and be what God wants ...

First. I have the habit of always saying I have no hobbies, so I will be hard pressed to find any more ...

II. I am unable to put on my pants leg starting right ... I can even fall if I try.

Third

. I always sleep without underwear. Although pajamas, yes, but nothing underneath, it bothers me an egg. I mean it bothers me.

Four. I am unable to sleep in the same position where I lie. Until I change sleep position.

Quinta. I have a hobby in the wind. I prefer rain to windy. Always bothered me much muss. Even now that I have uncombed hair that bothers me a lot.

Sexta. I clean, back where the back loses its chaste name, always twice. And both times with the same hand. I mean that happened twice the paper there with the same hand, anyone think I do not use paper ...

Seventh. I am unable, unable but unable of the verb, to eat a plate of beans without bread ... Before I'd rather not eat.

Well, the end was not so hard ...

Now comes the second condition of distinctness (more fine print). That is ... That's right, you guessed it: I pass the brown seven other bloggers. Sorry guys.

These are my seven victims: Fer , July , Kamikaze , Meg , Novice , the lighthouse keeper and CAARS .

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movies. Solution. Playing

First, thank you very much to all who participated.

Second, to see if we see more movies, or see if we stay with what we hear in the movies, which is useless, I know, but there is always nice to remember a sentence.

Anyway, here are the results:

Movie 1: The War of the Roses.

Movie 2: The outlawed.

Movie 3: Dream seductive.

Movie 4: The Last Boy Scout.

Movie 5: Forrest Gump.

Well, except the number 5, it seems that everyone remembers, it includes those who commented on the first post, everything else has given a lot ... Brujotinto not, none was porn.

The top three in order of appearance were:

1, with three hits Rated: Ana . (Just today I start with what I have do ...)

2nd place with three hits: Meg Little (Of course, with that nick ...) 3 º

Classified with two hits: S. (I'm sorry, you missed one ...)


So the rules as I do, I pass by lining the tiebreaker, and two winners proclaimed. Meg and Anna, you can collect your badge and wear it as a prize in your space. Congratulations to both.

Other, you will have to wait for a new edition.

Thank you all for participating.

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now just three years ago we were in the process of examinations and interviews to come to us for here. At one point, an adviser to the MEC for the Midwest suggested we met for the Iowa I think, read the guidance of the state, where they spoke of 97,000 farms, of which 94% of the land was arable land, small villages separated by several hours by car ... and decided that no, it's best to test for Illinois.
Three years later we decided to give an opportunity for a weekend. At bottom, the site was immaterial. What mattered was that we stayed with our friends and Jose Noel, residents of Madrid and residents in Sioux City, on the border between Iowa and Nebraska. Began this adventure with them and with them will end soon, and we wanted to see us at least once more on American soil be decided midway in a small town called Waterloo.
Since we had time, we went the long way and were able to verify that the state can be described in three words: corn, corn, corn. Still, urban oasis that we not only liked us, some of us surprised.


The first thing we found was Iowa City, former capital of the state, and now a bustling university town, with ... Pedestrian! We walk a while in the middle and have a coffee while Helena and Peter played a while in a playground.

A couple of hours and 35 million hectares of grain after we arrived at Waterloo, where we established the base camp. Waterloo is attached to a very cool little town called Cedar Falls. We were able to stroll through its quiet streets and parks, porcupines eat and drink, play some gigs and throw us a lot of laughs recalling the incidents of recent years.


On Sunday morning we said goodbye to firm intention to meet again this year. On the way home, this time by the shortest way, stop in Dubuque, a small town on the Mississippi border makes three states, Iowa, Illinois and Wisconsin. In this mini-video is the city from a hill which is reached by cable car.



few hours later, after a stop for lunch in Galena, and in Illinois, we got home, tired but happy.

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I want to thank the high rate of participation in the game the movies, but ... given the large number of participants has been inversely proportional to the number of hits (which shows that either do not store up useless data in your brain, or do not see the same movies as me ...) I decided to give you a little help in the form of track. Next to each statement will place the name of the actor / actress who uttered ... I hope that is enough. Will eliminate the comments of the previous post, so you can return to give your answers in the comments on this post. Good luck.

Number 1.

conversation between men and women:

Women: Have you ever fucked wildly? Kathleen Turner.

Man: Are there any other way? Danny de Vito.

Number 2.

hard Type: Are you a bounty hunter? Clint Eastwood. Type

hard (but less): Somehow you have to live. Unknown (of those who die soon after that their only sentence in the film).

Type drive: Dying no way to live. Clint Eastwood. (This does not die and can continue to talk).

Number 3.

Women: Listen to what you put in the newspaper: "They raped a woman in Oakland" ... Diane Keaton.

Man 2: I've never been in Oakland! ... Woody Allen.

Number 4.

Man: Yeah ... Sure ... you spent here, you stumbled and got involved with my wife the ... Bruce Willis.

Number 5.

Man: It may be silly, but I know what love ... Tom Hanks (you guessed it the most ...).

to see if this increases the number of hits, which is not difficult ...

Pd.: In case of a draw to win before he sent the comment . It may be unfair, but ... who ever said life is fair?.

Pd2.: Brujotinto, no, none of these movies is porn. Do you really think I'm going to remember a porn movie dialogue? ...

Pd3.: Sorry for inconvenience of having to comment ... I do more than anything that all comments are on the same post.

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Playing movies.

Lo is in fashion contests. I say here on the Internet. On any blog is mounted a contest Animate time readers, and at the same time, awaken his mental acuity. Well I'm not going to be less. Nor more.

So I invented a very popular contest facilitated: Playing movies. They say five sentences belonging to as many movies as you might guess, have to tell what movie it belongs. There are phrases that have come into the history of cinema, like "Play it again, Sam" (which in addition to Casablanca, it is pronounced in "des nymphomaniacs sexual appetites and his two Percheron horse" ...), but they are what good enough to be engraved in my mind (that machine to store data unusable).

The winner, first prize will be "Graceland." An honorary award does not think that'll give you money just like that ... At the risk of anyone to make full, un riesgo más que real, ganará quien más acierte, porque no me gusta dejar premios desiertos, y menos siendo el primero. Por primera vez además, en este blog se moderarán los comentarios, más que nada para que nadie vea las respuestas de nadie y no haya opción de copiar, que todos somos muy cucos… El Viernes a estas horas, publicaré las respuestas. Ahí van las frases.

Número 1.

Conversación entre hombre y mujer:

Mujer: ¿Has follado alguna vez salvajemente?

Hombre: ¿Acaso hay alguna otra manera de hacerlo?

Número 2.

Type drive: Are you a bounty hunter? Type

hard (but less): Somehow you have to live.

hard Type: Dying is no way to live.

Number 3.

Man 1: Listen to what you put in the newspaper: "They raped a woman in Oakland" ...

Man 2: I've never been in Oakland! ...

Number 4.

Man: Yeah ... Sure ... you spent here, you stumbled and got involved with my wife the ...

Number 5.

Man: It may be silly, but I know what love is ...

clarify that all sentences are real, I have not invented any. Good luck.