Saturday, March 26, 2011

Bacterial Tongue Infection

As the poet said, "It's spring time"


(The poet is a four year old to wake up next weekend manually opening our eyes to the cry of "It's milk time! ")
Just today is three months for our first dinner in Lugo, will surely be very tasty and rich in things that are harder to find around here. And although I say I do not mean to imply that we want to leave, is we are so sorry that this is our last spring.


Since yesterday afternoon, the children and I are on Spring Break. Marta have Easter in late April, so this year we Spring ran out of road trip. What are you going to do ... but something invented at the end of the course.


As curious thing we've done lately, comment I went with two colleagues to take a mini-lecture on Spain to a group of girl scouts. The girls had done a little research beforehand, so we only confirmábamos, we corrected or ampliábamos a little what they said. Yes, in case we teach maps to make it clear that we come from Europe, not here next to Colombia and Argentina, had told Marta IN POST shortly after arriving. It was a charming, very "giving the community" that the style is a lot here. It was also very nice to receive a box of chocolate mint of the girl-scouts, and a few days later a card signed by all and a photo of the event.


labor, this month I have already been reported in triplicate, letter in hand, letter by regular mail and certified letter if anything that I want next year. I do not take it personally, we are several hundred victims. The problem is they have to close seven schools because of the crisis. As these schools have tenured staff (four years or more experience and therefore fixed), they have to drive all non-tenured to relocate first and then re-hire that may be required of the latter. I do not affect us because we were going, but I'm sad to see so many colleagues, some family, who have to go through the anguish of not knowing whether they will work next year.

Wearing A Tie With An Untucked Shirt

Roller Coasters.

As envisioned a life, it can turn into a carousel of emotions, continuous shot of adrenaline, or conversely, you can dive into a pool full of serenity give us peace and tranquility.

In the first case, life will be like a roller coaster in which one will you seize the first thing you can to not fly through the air, and of course, as you get to grab a good pair of boobs, or have only to grab a stick in hand ... (or vice versa ... depending on the gender of the subject, the more traumatic in one case or another). And I do not like taking unnecessary risks. Call me weird if you want, but I do not want to risk that touch me hold on to a stick ... The more daring than I did in my life willingly, in addition to marry, has been writing a blog ... and also across the street with the red light red (pedestrians, not the car ...).

Well, cooking can be considered a risky sport, but can not be considered as a voluntary act, since one is forced to do this if you want to starve, or be the pay in restaurants, in which also end if starving ... Driving is also a risk, but that is not optional, unless you have political and driver. And public transport and I talk, it may be as risky as parasailing without a parachute. Unless you fly, in that case ... let him hear, you're a bird ...

risk is not essential for get the most out of life. Can be achieved in many ways harmless to health, contrary to what many think, a lot can have fun without having to fly through the air. That can be fun, no doubt, especially the one on the ground watching, but can also be painful, in fact most of the time it is extremely painful ...

keep our feet on the ground is highly recommended in every way, and is as valid a way as any other to reach home safely. I tell you also can drop a pot on the head, or a microwave released from the fifth floor of a neighbor mad. In that case it would save not wearing a helmet, even having a hard head ... things happen.

Okay, I admit, being safe is very relative, but can not deny that is a mere matter of chance, and you know, playing with fire ends up calling the fire department. Or using a fire extinguisher. If you know how to use that not everyone knows how to use, we do not teach it in school and not something you use every day, even weekends only ... unless you're used to playing with fire then ... Wow, what was he talking about? ... Oh yeah, when you ride a roller coaster be careful to see where

grabs ...



Sunday, March 20, 2011

Best Way To Stay Hard For Incorse

One morning at the salon.

had long not visited a hairdresser.

And not because I have a special reason for not visiting them, but because I have a bad habit of not having hair. At least not enough to require such services in a professional, and I need a couple of passes with the electric machine at the hands of my wife, who with his particular ability to develop such a role, I provide a free service completely satisfactory (I mean the haircut, all you have to clarify ...).

But my son's hair is another story. Of course, after six years still has enough hair to need a haircut appropriate to their age, and does not lead to the erroneous conclusion that his parents hate him. That was the reason that, on the day of the Father, proved to be a good father, or at least I tried, and I took him to a professional hairdresser.

Although the salon in question was not what is known today as a hairdresser, but it was more like a barber shop of old, that smell of aftershave Floyd, and run by a hairdresser / barber in old age, with its pristine white jacket and glasses before the war, which will cut their hair until they stop breathing, and retirement who is just one more word out to decorate our dictionary. Because it is a vocational barber cutting hair surely lead since making the communion. Probably because the same day some other pseudo Barber made a mockery to cut his hair and said to himself: "Never again ...."

And yesterday I remembered a lesson that I had forgotten all the above in the first paragraph: Madruga if you do not want to spend mid-morning at the salon for a haircut. And I thought that all that women went to the salon ... what unwary. Up to six men waited patiently when I got to the salon for my son's hand. I thought of giving back, but anyone explain it to small and looked with the most modern styling.

Because children today are not like before ... With six years I had to cut my hair and made me what I wanted. Not now. Now they are the ones who say how you want to cut. Contradict just about losing time, and until want to be a ridge is better oblige. Overall, the hair is yours.

What not to do is lose sight of even a second. Enough to call me the phone and had to leave the salon (if it is not everyone in the room found out I had to speak), so that when re-entering my son found out, grinning from ear to ear and eyes wide, looking through a copy of the magazine Interviu, right on the page that showed a woman anything ugly all that normally is not usually show the whole world. Yes, on the table that also had comic books and comic books, but ... I said that children today are very smart.

Finally our turn came. Carefully watched every move the expert barber in the head of my son, who was watching me through the mirror with the face of circumstances while obeying the instructions it gave in order to not load any of the two ears. And I wondered how many haircuts would have taken place, with complaints or not, successful or without it ... surely even he will know and just simply complies with the routine and it is that all heads are alike ...

How could it be otherwise, the wait deserved grief and the haircut was a resounding success. Next time ... earnestly.



Tuesday, March 15, 2011

How Much Doest It Cost For Vodaphone Sim India

In search of comfort.

The man is lazy by nature.

Yes, I do not look well, with a face of disbelief. I know you work, but ... would you do if you had enough money to have all the comfort without working? I thought so. You work out of necessity, not out of choice. Just like me, do not think that I am different from you or your neighbor. Those who have the bad habit of not having money to spare, we have no work to have just a few amenities.

But those who are fortunate enough to have all these conveniences without having to work ... Do you think it will someday be tempted to do it? (The work I mean ...). Not by a long shot, I promise. Moreover, instead I would do the same, and probably, although not believe it, get it without any effort. At least would not be a superhuman effort.

Well, the natural laziness that accompanies us from birth, and therefore the search for comfort, is what has led us our species to evolve in the way it has. Comfort is the mother of evolution, and the only engine that drives progress ... fueled by laziness.

If there is a wheel, somebody got tired of dragging heavy to carry goods, leaving half his body in the attempt and the liver on the road. If someone invented the remote control is because it was so vague that it would not get off the couch to change channels. But he was not only vague, because we all applaud him and he followed in the use of remote savior, thus becoming accomplices of vagrancy.

The automobile was invented, Most of all, because their seats were more comfortable than the back of a horse, because at the beginning of the car horses were still faster than them, but of course, I do not compare the comfort and, above all, suffering from declining piles which humanity experienced following the birth of the automobile ... Public transport is another symptom of the search for comfort, do the same route as in our own vehicle, but peacefully sprawled on the seat looking out the window, or turn solid matches feet clutching a bar, and they do not have to park ... unless you are the autobusero, in that case ... have been millionaire, what can I say.

And the clothes? Can not believe that the evolution in our clothing has been favored by some so green? Look at the discomfort of the costumes of the past. Imagine the time it would take some of the Meninas off all their clothes in the middle of a squeeze. But now, you can undress in less time than it takes to sneeze, and without breaking any buttons. Moreover, in most cases, do not even need to undress, because it is so small it does not clog at all.

This, I'm not suggesting it had not been so vague, now would still nailing the knuckles when walking, no. But it is possible that even we had to get up from the couch to change TV channel ...






After

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Son Impregnates Mother

Announcement.

long period of absence without leave, that we do not have to explain ... reappears, for anyone who wants to, nor force anyone to read it, the blog "retrosexuals States."

No, no been in jail serving a sentence, so far the impact of our writings have not got justice ... was just an adjustment period and search for our deeper (bah! also is believed to be true, something had to say you got nice ...).

Finally, if you are not too sensitive, please click here and realize that indeed is more likely than I thought ...



Have a nice weekend.



Thursday, March 10, 2011

Hidden Blade Blueprint

neckline ...

At the suggestion of her friend Ana's "Of Mice and women " and solidarity with the friend Icing of "The Wandering " so do not feel just like brown, try to express most sincerely my opinion (which is likely to be extended to all male) on an immortal theme of necessity and rigorous today: The neckline (the female ....)

now beginning to emerge in spring, which alters blood and hormones placed on hold the temperature rises in proportion to decrease clothing. Logically, this would begin to walk the first cleavage of the season. A joy to behold, and a physical mode collisions with lampposts and other obstacles to find one in your way, not to mention the increase in collective tachycardia.

Because I dare say that the neckline is the most important thing man has invented after football, and like it, is able to draw masses and uncontrollable passion. Well, maybe I exaggerated a little, football is not important ... But the truth is that a cleavage does not leave anyone indifferent, and awakens all kinds of feelings, from envy to admiration, but rarely causes rejection, because it is one of the most beautiful parts of the female body.

course can not be compelled to look him against his will. I always thought that "what is going to eat worms, humans enjoy it, but not all women feel comfortable showing cleavage. Modesty, either by excess or defect of the chest is the most common cause that puts the brakes to the neckline. Error number one. A cleavage is never bad (it is clear that talk of "neckline", not teach it all ...) So, any woman can wear with pride.

Another reason that discourages the neck, are the eyes of the people, specifically the male gaze ... Mistake number two. It is logical that any man's eyes will go to the holy place and anyone who says otherwise simply a hypocrite. It is a reflex that does not mean anything beyond what it really means: it is only a cleavage look and admire something beautiful that it is (of course it is not advisable look more than five times, especially if you're in the presence of Ms).

And really, who has cleavage, is for people to admire and also ... look at it. Therefore, it also seems hypocritical to complain that look to the neckline instead of keeping his eyes fixed on the horizon height. It is true that some well to look at the drool, but we talk about normal people who take a peek or two, or three sideways, that beyond annoying, all you do is flatter the establishment of the lady or young lady in question. What to wear hot cleavage that seems a rather silly excuse, because I wear shirts of summer teaching without cleavage, and I know there are clothes for women of the same type, but ... us what to look cool and bust all ... look at it.

What such Looks can create discomfort? Well, I no I look at the neckline, or any other part of my anatomy to be honest, so I can not know how it feels in that situation, but sending out a little imagination, just a little, surely I would be flattered and not arouse any feeling in my anger or rejection. I just feel flattered. Now if I feel ... I babearan drooling, and surely I'd turn around, or rather, I would plug, lest they end up giving me back ...

Total, on the beach taught much and nothing happens. On the beach is like going down the street in bra, but worse, because bikinis are more fragile and hold less ... much less ... so that no one teaching court neckline sure someone appreciates ...




Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Reaction To Face Cream

Character to test.

Chapter 10. Napoleon Bonaparte.


character if ever there was war, the war was an art that was dedicated in body and soul, accumulating conquest after conquest ... until he stopped his feet. Rumour that fell
pony ...

source of inspiration for many who end up in psychiatric hospitals, Napoleon was French by chance, fate, or who knows why, but anecdotally, that Napoleon was born in French territory , the bosses of France had to buy the island of Corsica to the Italians a year earlier (which makes me think that the French were soothsayers, or had some Rapel of the time in court). They knew that someone important would be when he grew up and spared no expense to make it his compatriots. Years later, they realized it was someone important though not to grow too ...

There, in Corsica, was a small town, from which all that is known is that it was good (part), which gave rise to the name of our character, and where he lived the first years of his life hating the French death by submitting exercised over his people. But at the tender age of 10, his father sent him and his brother Joseph (also a good part, which is why they were brothers), to seek his fortune in the art of war. The hospitality that was dispensed, and the lessons to change the interests of Napoleon and wipe out hatred he had nurtured for years (I love Andrew's interest ...).

was here in France, where after winning more battles than any American, he entered the real Napoleon airs. But only air, because he continued without growing and stagnated at just over five feet for the rest of his life, and although he was no real obstacle, when he became emperor, the court was a huge waste, and must put the decoration and furniture of the palace to suit your size and make it the palace of Pin and Pon (very bad image gave him sitting in any chair with his feet hanging ...).

However, its small size does not prevent him from marrying, and although not find anyone of his stature, he managed to woo the lover of a certain bars, called Josephine, and married her. Although the character interested in our character, who only wanted offspring, led him to consider changing to a more fertile than other women gave her a vampire, which he called, why not! Napoleon II (typical at the time).

His experience in the field led him to be a highly suspicious. So much so, that clutched her purse tightly and did not remove his hand the jacket or to pose for the painters who immortalized her in paintings that still adorn today many museums. Nevertheless, stole his power, he stole his wife and son, stole his pony, and even stole his wallet ....

In short, another conquistador, who like many others ended conquered, exiled, robbed, poisoned ... many other things ending in "ado" ... and finally buried.

could tell much more about Napoleon, but that's another story ....



Sunday, March 6, 2011

What Is The Best Foundation Brush

A new science project

As you know, since last year, Helen has to do projects for science and expose them in class. This is what we like the American educational system, as usual, well prepared to go to communicate.
At school in Helena this year's theme is Africa, and in-class kids are talking about different animals. She played the glamorous wildebeest.
This is video of the test. The additional clarifications are provided by Peter. Yes, I know, we dropped a lot of slime.

Friday, March 4, 2011

Hint - Portakabin Fever

technology.

live in the era of technology, or at least say it was quite a technological, or that everything is technologically advanced, and it all comes in terms of technology ...

So much technology we come to, for instance, I can write something on my computer, sitting quietly at home, and someone to two million miles, or even in space, you can read on your screen, while also sitting quietly, and all this almost instantly. But do not think I can do it only because it is special ... not much you believe it or not, you can do it too, if you have a computer, of course. Moreover, anybody can do with a computer. Not only that, but we can also post messages, pictures and almost anything that comes to mind. Yes anybody can do that too.

Anyone ... less banks. I mean, do not be impatient.

Thanks to the work I (and many others, in that I'm not special ...) I've been watching for some years, that banks either do not know all the advantages we have at this time as technological, or go completely of these advantages, giving progress back to God knows why.

Make a transfer does not seem a difficult operation for someone who is working as a computer tool. In theory it is simple, you remove the money from one account, and sent to another like a mail is involved, and almost instantly should appear the same amount in another account, but that other account is in a different bank. But banking technology does not work ...
technologically
Every first of each month, give the bank the order to make the transfers of the payroll of the company where I work. Ten or fifteen minutes later, at the high thirties, all amounts are remains of my company's account. As soon as two days later, the money finally appears entered in my personal account and the rest of my teammates.

As you see, my money has been sightseeing without my permission. Or has decided to take a short detour through Wisconsin before reaching its destination. The funny thing is that, in my case, the issuing bank transfer is only twenty meters from the bank receiving the transfer, and I am sure that if my money was going, take far less.

I want to be well thought out and believe that my money is not going on vacation, but then ... where pussy gets two days? ... Is retained in the bank my company from any kind of breath control, or being questioned by the FBI or saying goodbye to friends leaving notes in the bank ... Or rather, is retained in my bank, and before joining is undergoing a medical examination, or are registered in that particular case a carrier, or by removing entry to enter ...



Although I know, I try not to think about what types of games will bring the banks with our money (imagine which can generate all the money "lost" in cyberspace), and is not to have too much impact individually, but the truth is that I burn the blood in the era of technology, and in places where there are three computers per meter square, have the pc `s slower than the story ... or tie them hand and leg for their own gain ...



Wednesday, March 2, 2011

How To Give Birthday Wishes To Your Boss

Critters ...

Chapter 7. The Penguin.


We are facing one of the most varied animal species and curious nature offers us. And the fact is that if we follow all the comments made by our protagonist, we would know very well how to catalog, because an animal is full of curiosities.

Despite being a bird ... can not fly, and paradoxically, although not a fish spend their lives underwater, where it is able to stay more than a quarter of an hour without breathing ... We are therefore at a real bird, amphibian. Which casts doubt on the scientists as to the classification of your family. The case is located in the middle of nowhere, because no one knows if it is a medium species evolve, or if by contrast, has suffered a reversal in this development.

Anyway, it is an animal that, for some strange reason, I like him worldwide. His graceful and characteristic gait, prevents handled with ease on land, where it is easy prey for predators in their environment, as well top it off, they always caught cold ...

is one of the animals elegant, if not the most, and not removed the coat or sleeping. Although good, does not represent any problem because sleeping feet and was not wrinkle ever. That if the thickness of the coat you to live without heat, or rather, the suit itself has a heating built based on fats and fluids, as if it were a closed circuit, get your body heat is equivalent to any of us would feel in a sauna. No wonder therefore, that continually pull the water to cool ...

Unfairly, it is called "penguin", and I say unfairly because it is known, to this day has not been subjected to no intelligence test to demonstrate its potential shortage of gray mass. Of course it could also be that he had been subjected to this test, but the elected member was the most stupid, go figure, it is clear that all species are members obtundation more than others. I would like to see me, they would say to humans if there were other dominant species, and he did the same test to any politician who inhabit our planet. Probably would take a very wrong idea about human intelligence ...

could tell much more about the penguins, but they do it ... the National Geographic ...